"The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it."

-- Bob Newhart

#Country Quotes #Laughter Quotes #Gay Quotes

“I really love the story in 'Twilight.”
“I desire a violent, domineering, fearless, and ferocious upcoming generation. It must be able to bear pain. It must show no signs whatsoever of weakness or tenderness. The free and magnificent predator must once again glint from their eyes.”
“I do fear death. But what I actually fear is not dying. I mean, true, it will be sad. But I know that there is a better place waiting for me.”
“Now, gentlemen, let us do something today which the world may talk of hereafter.”

Source : Said before the Battle of Trafalgar, 21 October 1805, in G. L. Newnham Collingwood (ed.) 'A Selection from the Correspondence of Lord Collingwood' (1828) vol. 1, p. 168
“Anyone can desire anything, but if you're not going to commit, you're not getting it.”
“I can only draw what I see.”
“If you are doing things in order to be happy... you're doing them in the wrong order.”

Source : Michael Neill (2006). “You Can Have What You Want”, p.4, Hay House, Inc
“Trust has two dimensions: competence and integrity. We will forgive mistakes of competence. Mistakes of integrity are harder to overcome.”

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