"Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing."

-- Laurence J. Peter

#Trying Quotes #Assistants Quotes #Moral Quotes

“That lad must have been born offside.”

Source : Sir Alex Ferguson's 25 years at Manchester United - in quotes" by Benji Inwood, www.theguardian.com. November 4, 2011.
“We were taking collections for people with AIDS in New York around Easter.”
“There's not some finite amount of pain inside us. Our bodies and minds just keep manufacturing more of it. (67)”
“The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.”
“Before you taste anything, recite a blessing.”
“My first memory in life is grilling my thumb to the griddle in our restaurant on Cape Cod.”
“A day will come when the European god of the nineteenth century will be classed with the gods of Olympus and the Nile.”

Source : William Winwood Reade (1874). “The Martyrdom of Man”, p.537
“Cities and Thrones and Powers Stand in Time's eye, Almost as long as flowers, Which daily die”

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