"Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Girl Quotes #Dog Quotes #Kids Quotes

“History will remember Nelson Mandela as a champion for human dignity and freedom, for peace and reconciliation”
“I don't study; I create.”
“Let us live, my Lesbia, and let us love. Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus”
“Meant to be?’ It's just something people say so that they don't have to look at all the things they did wrong and wish they could take back. Only by the time they figure that out, it's too late.”

Source : Zoey Dean (2008). “The A-List #10: California Dreaming: An A-List Novel”, p.154, Hachette UK
“I'm very happy in all aspects of my life.”
“If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it.”
“Justice is restoring order, not furthering chaos.”
“I don't like the word 'businesswoman.' Perhaps 'committed mother' would be the best description.”

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