"Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors."

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Rob Ford

“I don't understand why people don't understand that the world of TV should look like the world outside of TV.”
“Iâ€™ve reached an unexpected point in my life where I no longer have the passion that I once did for the company, for the games and for the challenge of creation,”
“When you think positive, good things happen.”
“Instant-doomsday hyperbole caused the world's attention to focus on the hypothetical threat of global warming to the exclusion of environmental menaces that are real, palpable, and awful right now.”
“I am moonlighting for the Buddha.”
“Even paranoids have real enemies.”

Source : Delmore Schwartz (1987). “The Ego Is Always at the Wheel: Bagatelles”, p.10, New Directions Publishing
“The year 1776, celebrated as the birth year of the nation and for the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was for those who carried the fight for independence forward a year of all-too-few victories, of sustained suffering, disease, hunger, desertion, cowardice, disillusionment, defeat, terrible discouragement, and fear, as they would never forget, but also of phenomenal courage and bedrock devotion to country, and that, too they would never forget.”
“Man, says Protagoras, now has the wisdom necessary for life ... but he does not have political wisdom. At this point, people are living spread out and hence are at the mercy of stronger animals, who begin killing them off.... They seek to save themselves from the beasts by banding together and forming cities. But they do injustice to one another, at such close quarters, because they lack the political art. So, dispersed once more, they begin perishing again.”

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