"People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies"

-- Riki Lindhome

#People Quotes # Quotes #Week Quotes

“After you finish the first 90% of a project, you have to finish the other 90%.”
“We [me and husband ] had been learning about the Khazars, and I had read Michael Chabon's novel [Gentlemen of the Road] the year before, so all these things are kind of roiling around in my brain, and then I slipped on the ice and I broke my wrist, and it had to be surgically repaired.”

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“Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.”
“When you rest, realize it is not simply ceasing from activityâ€¦it is a gift from God.”
“Over the next decade, cities and states across America will be compelled to tighten their belts as the really big bills - the pension bills they cannot afford - come due. They'll have to go after existing contracts with current workers.”
“The emotions - love, mirth, the heroic, wonder, tranquility, fear, anger, sorrow, disgust - are in the audience.”
“Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.”
“I was not great behind the counter. I had a week off without asking for it. Another time, we had a cart go up in flames, and we went out on another cart, which we wrecked by running it into the cart that was on fire.”

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