"Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody."

-- Dick Van Dyke

#Today Quotes #Alcoholics Quotes

“How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?”
“I mean, there's times to rock and roll, and I love that too. But I think my first love is acoustic music.”
“I am disappointed and disturbed by both the NFL and the Dodgers - but much more by the Dodgers.”
“If I can wake up everyday before I die and know that I don't have to serve anyone food or drinks, I will be happy!”
“Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.”
“Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.”
“Once you land on who you think the character is and what his conflicts are, you have to let that lead you. You have to throw all that other stuff away and not be worried about this epic responsibility, or it will just crush and paralyze you.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.”

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