"It's not that I succeed, it's that everyone else has to fail, horribly, preferably in front of their parents."

-- Attila the Hun

#Parent Quotes #Succeed Quotes #Failing Quotes

“When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.”
“One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around and around. You may have a great day and get great ratings, but then you've got another show to do - whatever moment of success or happiness you have you've got to keep grinding it out for the next day.”
“I am a very active person. I have a lot of energy, and I love to be doing something physical all the time.”
“They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ***** than most.”
“My worry is that opera will become an historic art form as opposed to a living, breathing thing.”
“My mistakes do happen on a grand scale and very public level. They're humiliating, embarrassing. But if nothing bad happens to you, you'll just continue to act ridiculous.”
“While there are many causes for which a state goes to war, its fundamental object can be epitomized as that of ensuring the continuance of its policy - in face of the determination of the opposing state to pursue a contrary policy. In the human will lies the source and mainspring of conflict.”
“Another door swung open, and another guard appeared, this time with Gabrielle, who wore a black catsuit and rappelling harness.”

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