"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"

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Woody Allen

#Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Honey Quotes

“We must rely less on spreadsheets and funding formulas and more on common sense.”
“There's a sorrow and pain in everyone's life, but every now and then there's a ray of light that melts the loneliness in your heart and brings comfort like hot soup and a soft bed.”

Source : FaceBook post by Hubert Selby, Jr. from Jan 23, 2013
“Here was an occasion, she thought, for indulging in that deliberate rudeness which only persons with habitually good manners have the right to commit...”

Source : Stella Gibbons (1977). “Cold comfort farm”, Penguin (Non-Classics)
“And to us, we're more married than any piece of paper or big party could make us.”
“Life and 'Mind' are systemic processes.”
“Men and Melons are hard to know.”
“Age is not the determining factor in health.”
“River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly weak women. It's the exact opposite. You could accuse me of having a fetish for powerful, sexy women who like cheating people. That would be fair.”

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