"No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life." "Why?" he asked, opening both his eyes. "Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?"

“The problem with death is absence”

“There is need of variety in sex, but not in love.”

Source : Theodor Reik (2002). “Love and Lust: On the Psychoanalysis of Romantic and Sexual Emotions”, p.22, Transaction Publishers

“The idea of God holding a grudge against us and needing to be asked to forgive us is an outrage on the Fatherhood of God.”

Source : Charles Webster Leadbeater (1920). “The Hidden Side of Christian Festivals”

“People YouTube me and crap and then, they probably don't want to see me after seeing a friendly posted YouTube video, so I'm constantly having to take those down.”

“It is the incompetent and the neglected artist who charges the public with ignorance, stupidity, and indifference. He raves loudly, but he is incomprehensible, even inarticulate, in his work.”

“The war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits.”

“Mother love has been much maligned. An over mothered boy may go through life expecting each new woman to love him the way his mother did. Her love may make any other love seem inadequate. But an unloved boy would be even more likely to idealize love. I don't think it's possible for a mother or father to love a child too much.”

“If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what you're drinking.”