"That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday."

-- Eugene Ormandy

#Funny Quotes #Opposites Quotes #Yesterday Quotes

“There is no reason why the women of the country should not greatly advance themselves.”
“In loving someone, you worship them like a deity and it hurts, a lot, to the point that in trying to show love and show tribute to someone you're stretching and reaching. It becomes an unhealthy worship and you'll bow out unfaithfully in the end.”
“So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.”
“Eventually, the Sun will swell to occupy the entire sky as its expansion subsumes the orbit of earth. Earth's surface temperature will rise until it matches the 3,000-degree rarified outer layers of the expanded Sun.... But not to worry. We will surely go extinct for some other reason long before this scenario unfolds.”
“I am honoured to have the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of my esteemed colleague and fellow poet Mr. Dennis Lee, it will be with pride and passion that I carry forward the mandate of the Poet Laureate position for the City of Toronto and its residents.”
“Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.”
“"Cannonball Adderley said, 'First 20 minutes we'll jazz out, then the last hour it's gonna be songs that people paid to see.' Which is why he was driving a Rolls-Royce."”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“When someone's wounded, the first order of business is to stop the bleeding. You can figure out later how best to help them heal.”

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