"When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth."

-- Kurt Vonnegut

#Writing Quotes #Humor Quotes #Men Quotes

“Ultravox were the blueprint for what I wanted to do, but I stumbled across them by accident.”
“For the whole of Western Europe, I know the business community quite good.”
“On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!”

Source : Spike Milligan, “On The Ning Nang Nong”
“Having come to realize in the first stage of meditation that we are not our bodies, in the second stage we make an even more astounding discovery; we are not our minds either.”
“"Be Prepared." "Be prepared for what?" "Why, for any old thing."”
“I'd been hurt, and in response I had acted violently, destroying a little of myself each time I did so.”

Source : John Connolly (2015). “The Killing Kind: A Charlie Parker Thriller”, p.28, Simon and Schuster
“Too many moralists begin with a dislike of reality.”

Source : CLARENCE DAY (1948). “THE BEST”
“It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.”

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