"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes."

-- Molly Ivins

#Sarcastic Quotes #Eye Quotes #Keyholes Quotes

“We like to juxtapose our music with a more dour aesthetic.”
“Students are not to read the Bible, jurors are not to hear it, prosecutors cannot quote from it, and teachers are not to display it.”
“Sometimes you'll see interviews about an actor who was asked to hit the weight room to develop his body for the character, and you hear them complaining about the egg white omelettes they had to eat and the tortures of hitting the gym twice a day - I find that to be a bit saddening, it's all a part of becoming the character and as an actor, that is your job.”
“Washington is no place in which to carry out inventions”
“So people only focus on getting the really deep sleep, but in reality, we spend almost 60% of the night in the stage two sleep.”
“Is Walt turning over in his grave? A man named Joe Roth runs Disney right now-he gave me the go-ahead and total freedom to do whatever I wanted to do.”
“When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity.”
“You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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