"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

-- Woody Allen

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Money Quotes

“Any live venue where there is alcohol served and it's past midnight there is gonna be fights. It doesn't matter if it's Hip-Hop, Rock or Jazz.”
“I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didnâ€™t live it. But if you're available, life gets huge. You're really living it.”

Source : "Charlie Rose", charlierose.com. February 10, 2014.
“Kids coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan deserve to come back to 21st century medical care.”
“Love never comes without wounds; faith never comes without failure.”
“Researching real people and doing them, I think, is harder than anything else. You don't want to do a caricature of them and you don't want to do an impression. You just want to do the best you can, in terms of presenting their views and a general impression of the guy. That's the hardest thing to do, real people.”
“Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!”

Source : Lucille Kallen (1981). “Introducing C.B. Greenfield”
“Anything really well-made has the effect of making you want to do what you do-better. Abrams has always made very beautiful books. It's exciting to see this same excellence applied to the presentation of comics. Abrams ComicArts shows comics are stepping out of vaudeville and into Carnegie Hall-but the Marx Brothers will always be welcome!”
“I'm really compulsive with music. I listen too much, and I can't listen to one thing. I love iTunes Genius.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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