"I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance."

-- Rita Rudner

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“Let's forget the novelties. If we prevail in prayer, God will do only what he can do. How he does things, when he does them, and in what manner are up to him. The name of Jesus, the power of his blood, and the prayer of faith have never lost their power over the centuries.”
“Wisdom not only gets, but once got, retains.”
“There is no truth which personal vice will not distort.”
“Editors always want to know what you're working on, what you're thinking about.”

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“The tradition of the new. Yesterday's avant-gard-experiment is today's chic and tomorrow's cliche.”
“Ah! two desires toss about The poet's feverish blood; One drives him to the world without, And one to solitude.”
“When we invest in an asset-rich but low-returning business, time may be working against us.”
“More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills and proclamations.”

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