"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."

-- Steve Martin

#Funny Quotes #Order Quotes #Chaos Quotes

“Al Gore has made no serious attempt to level the playing field for U.S. agriculture exports, which have fallen 16 percent in the last three years. And Al Gore has opposed every serious proposal to provide American farmers with meaningful tax relief.”
“To kill the grass you must also remove the root”
“I think that among my friends I'm known as being a hard worker; I think if you want to be an actor, there can't be any compromise. You have to work all day, every day. It's not a 9-5 job. There's always something to learn.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“A good basic selling idea, involvement and relevancy, of course, are as important as ever, but in the advertising din of today, unless you make yourself noticed and believed, you ain't got nothin'.”
“I forget the greater part of what I read, but all the same it nourishes my mind.”
“When there is pain, the animal instinct is 'fight or flight' (i.e., to either strike back or run away) - reflect instead. When you can calm yourself down, thinking about the dilemma that is causing you pain will bring you to a higher level and enlighten you, leading to progress.”
“It was complicated. I understood it, mostly, but I had to think a little sideways to do it.”
“There is a false modesty, which is vanity; a false glory, which is levity; a false grandeur, which is meanness; a false virtue, which is hypocrisy, and a false wisdom, which is prudery.”

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