"Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?"

-- Bobcat Goldthwait

#Funny Quotes #Animal Quotes #Squirrels Quotes

“When we are old, our friends find it difficult to please us, and are less concerned whether we be pleased or not.”
“It all depends whether hope is in front or behind you.”

Source : William John Locke (1902). “The Usurper”
“Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts.”
“I believe that some of my best images have [the] ambiguity which is an essence of life. In this sense I am not interested in trying desperately to make Art but I am interested in relating to the marvelous extravagance of Life.”
“Drs. Pinkett and Robinson choose to BE the message that they bring! They don't just enumerate the problems but offer solid solutions for navigating pathways to business ownership, and the halls and boardrooms of previously 'all white' corporate America. Black Faces in White Places is a necessary tool for anyone trying to make their own magic happen.”
“Nothing will ever be what the Voyager mission was,”

Source : "Astronomer's 'cosmic connection' to Saturn" By Bjorn Carey, www.cnn.com. February 15, 2005.
“People who instinctively establish a strong network of relationships have always created great businesses.”

Source : Keith Ferrazzi, Tahl Raz (2014). “Never Eat Alone, Expanded and Updated: And Other Secrets to Success, One Relationship at a Time”, p.18, Crown Business
“It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month.”

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