"Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair."

-- John Hodgman

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“Modern American literature was born in protest, born in rebellion, born out of the sense of loss and indirection which was imposed upon the new generations out of the realization that the old formal culture-the "New England idea"-could no longer serve.”

Source : Alfred Kazin (2013). “On Native Grounds: An Interpretation Of Modern American Prose Literature”, p.59, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“In a team sport like basketball, every time you help somebody else, you help yourself.”

Source : Pete Carril, Dan White (2004). “The Smart Take from the Strong: The Basketball Philosophy of Pete Carril”, p.70, U of Nebraska Press
“I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Tobacco companies are legally operating entities in Australia. If the Government thinks that they should not make donations to political parties, well then they should ban them operating as legally structured entities in Australia.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Pominville is going to have to open a planned parenthood center!”
“They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.”
“it always hurts more to have and lose than to not have in the first place.”

Source : Khaled Hosseini (2011). “The Kite Runner: Rejacketed”, p.185, A&C Black
“There various news I heard of love and strife,Of peace and war, health, sickness, death, and life,Of loss and gain, of famine and of store,Of storms at sea, and travels on the shore,Of prodigies, and portents seen in air,Of fires and plagues, and stars with blazing hair,Of turns of fortune, changes in the state,The fall of favourites, projects of the great,Of aid mismanagements, taxations new:All neither wholly false, nor wholly true.”

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