"The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house."

--

Woody Allen

#Funny Quotes #Laughter Quotes #Ideas Quotes

“The greatest medicine of all is teaching people how not to need it”
“Steve Jobs was Apple; Sir Alex Ferguson is Manchester United,”
“The unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwelling on himself and start paying attention to the universe. Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence. When you're unhappy, you get to pay a lot of attention to yourself. You get to take yourself oh so very seriously.”
“I live out of my suitcase and I'm happy to do so.”
“Terrorism is always one bad day away from being issue No. 1.”

Source : "Savor this moment, in the name of the 3,000". edition.cnn.com. May 2, 2011.
“A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.”
“Actors, you know, they're often awkward people in real life.”
“To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.”

Source : Esi Edugyan (2012). “Half-Blood Blues: A Novel”, p.58, Macmillan

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