"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

-- Larry the Cable Guy

#Thinking Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“If two equally qualified persons apply for a job at a workplace with few immigrants, the one called Mohammed should get the job.”

Source : Interview with the Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten, October 22, 2000.
“Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept”
“A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows.”
“A purely objective viewpoint does not exist in the cosmos or in politics.”
“I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.”
“My mother was always supportive.”
“Indifference elicits no response. Indifference is not a response. Indifference is not a beginning; it is an end. And, therefore, indifference is always the friend of the enemy, for it benefits the aggressor - never his victim, whose pain is magnified when he or she feels forgotten.”
“If I have to be objectified in my twenties to be taken seriously in my thirties, I'm doing something right.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com

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