"I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction."

-- Tim Conway

#Kids Quotes #Emotional Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“He who has suffered you to impose on him knows you.”
“Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth. They do not preach learning and precepts, they preach, undeterred by particulars, the ancient law of life.”
“Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.”
“I was very skinny and very lanky and kind of awkward. In Puerto Rico everybody is a little more voluptuous, with these beautiful bodies and there I was the skinny lanky girl.”

Source : "5 Things You Didn’t Know About Rumored "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Star Joyce Giraud!". toofab.com. July 1, 2013.
“The best reason to start an organization is to make meaning; to create a product or service to make the world a better place.”
“We believe firmly that Communism internally and externally can and must be fought without resort to the Communist tactics of the suppression of all individual freedom.”

Source : Emanuel Celler (1953). “You Never Leave Brooklyn: The Autobiography of Emanuel Celler”
“I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.”
“If to the viewer's eyes, my world appears less beautiful than his, I'm to be pitied and the viewer praised.”

Source : Rockwell Kent (1969). “Rockwell Kent: the Early Years: Exhibition Bowdoin College, Museum of Art, 1969”

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