"Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens."

-- Howard Stern

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“I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?”
“To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.”
“Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles. It makes me take another look.”
“Net Neutrality is what makes the Internet so great - and so vital for innovation and creativity.”

Source : "We Need To Put Our Foot Down On Net Neutrality" by Justine Bateman, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 18, 2010.
“The American people want peace. They have long since ceased to talk of a hard or a soft peace for Germany.”
“I thought he wanted it, anyway," I say. "Not like this," Haymitch says. "He wanted it to be real.”
“The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.”
“Before speaking, consult your inner-truth barometer, and resist the temptation to tell people only what they want to hear.”

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