"Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror."

“The worst of lusts is vanity.”

“Social intercourse -- a very limited thing in a half civilized country, becomes in our centers of civilization a great power. . .”

“I've done some stuff with Thomas Jane and Tim Bradstreet in the comic world and it was interesting to me how close to a screenplay a comic can be. Certainly a four issue comic can be a four act structured screenplay and so I would totally be for that.”

“I understand what happens to the brain when people are near death, and I had always believed there were good scientific explanations for the heavenly out-of-body journeys described by those who narrowly escaped death.”

Source : "Proof of Heaven: A Doctor's Experience With the Afterlife". www.newsweek.com. October 8, 2012.

“I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.”

“People love to judge, get used to it and stop taking it personally.”

“I had a go at changing history - maybe not all by myself - I fought at the battle of Normandy, I slogged through the Ardennes, and I celebrated the liberation of Paris on the streets with beautiful French girls throwing flowers at me. I said good-bye to my first true love and discovered what I really wanted to do with my life.”

Source : Leroy Neiman (2013). “All Told: My Art and Life Among Athletes, Playboys, Bunnies, and Provocateurs”, p.28, Rowman & Littlefield

“Geek it's really more a characteristic where you don't socialize. You don't talk the normal languages.”