"No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence."

-- David Walliams

#Two Quotes #Dresses Quotes #England Quotes

“An open ear is the only believable sign of an open heart.”

Source : "The New Freedom of Forgiveness". Book by David W Augsburger, March 13, 2000.
“Mandela today is almost universally held as a heroic freedom fighter, and of course rightly so.”
“I so rarely turned down a role, that I can't say I have any regrets in that regard. There were many roles that I would rather not have done, but having a home and family requires that we sometimes do things we would rather not.”
“Four circles to the kissing come, The smaller are the benter. The bend is just the inverse of The distance from the centre. Though their intrigue left Euclid dumb There's now no need for rule of thumb. Since zero bend's a dead straight line And concave bends have minus sign, The sum of squares of all four bends Is half the square of their sum.”
“I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game will be the focus of conversation, and distractions happy and sad will be the order of the day, not to mention millions of hangovers. I wouldn't buy a toaster or a parachute manufactured the day after Super Bowl XXIV. You cannot engender such torrid anticipation for an event so great that it requires Roman numerals as a suffix, then expect there to be no social repercussions at its end.”
“Although scientific revolutions in how we see the world do occur, the bulk of our scientific understanding comes from the cumulative impact of numerous incremental studies that together paint an increasingly coherent picture of how nature works.”

Source : Michael E. Mann (2013). “The Hockey Stick and the Climate Wars: Dispatches from the Front Lines”, p.38, Columbia University Press
“Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.”

Source : Ann Landers (1978). “The Ann Landers encyclopedia, A to Z: improve your life emotionally, medically, sexually, socially, spiritually”, Galahad Books
“Who's thisâ€”alone with stone and sky? It's only my old dog and Iâ€” It's only him; it's only me; Alone with stone and grass and tree. What share we mostâ€”we two together? Smells, and awareness of the weather. What is it makes us more than dust? My trust in him; in me his trust.”

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