"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships."

-- Gilda Radner

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“Create an atmosphere for the Spirit. The Spirit must be present.”
“I was completely loyal and faithful to Stephen throughout this time as, indeed, he assured me he was to me.”
“I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married.”
“If you find your opponent in a strong position costly to force, you should leave him a line of retreat as the quickest way of loosening his resistance. It should, equally, be a principle of policy, especially in war, to provide your opponent with a ladder by which he can climb down.”
“Let us never forget this: since the day of the air, the old frontiers are gone. When you think of the defense of England you no longer think of the chalk cliffs of Dover; you think of the Rhine. That is where our frontier lies.”
“When you are a rich man you are proud to own a Rolls Royce and when you are a poor man you are proud to own a Renault.”
“As long as you're true to you, you believe it and you make others believe it, then what you're doing is just art. If you give everybody a blank canvas and some paint, not everybody's picture is going to be exactly the same, but it's still art. I just do what I do.”
“Now that I'm a political pundit, I have the ability to influence people.”

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