"No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it."

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Source : "James Scott’s Violent Landscape". Interview with Royal Young, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 7, 2014.

Dave Chappelle

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“I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.”
“More childish valorous than manly wise.”
“I cannot recall, in any of my reading, a single instance of a prophet who applied for the job.”
“I should be able to express moral views on social issues. . . without being slandered, accused of hate speech, and told from those who preach â€˜toleranceâ€™ that I need to either bend my beliefs to THEIR moral standards or be silent when Iâ€™m in the public square.”

Source : "Kirk Cameron Says He Is a Victim of 'Hate Speech' and 'Slander' After He Calls Homosexuality 'Unnatural, Detrimental and Destructive' on National TV". www.dailymail.co.uk. March 07, 2012.
“I've been proud to be national champion. I've really enjoyed it. I have very little opportunity to remind people that I'm British and it's a nice way of staying in touch. I'm going to defend it fiercely. I want to keep it.”

Source : "Hard ride to redemption for one man and his sport" by William Fotheringham, www.theguardian.com. June 28, 2008.
“The gulf coast region has been hit hard by two major hurricanes and is going to need federal assistance at several levels, The best way to make sure that the resources are targeted properly is for us to see this area firsthand. I am pleased that members from both sides of the aisle share my commitment to making sure that the relief effort is targeted and managed as efficiently as possible.”
“Both group effort and individual testimony flow from conviction as to the role of people on earth. In stewardship of the common heritage, a few simple beliefs recur: that all are indeed members of the same human family, that all share in responsibility for the others, that each is capable of responding directly to divine guidance. To seek to translate these into practical action with regard to soil or petroleum or the fish of the sea is not necessarily to do what is directly effective in changing society.”
“Faith takes root in the insignificant.”

Source : Nancy Willard (2014). “A Nancy Willard Reader: Selected Poetry and Prose”, p.77, Open Road Media

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