"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!"

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Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny Quotes #Party Quotes #America Quotes

“When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.”
“In my godless household, poems were the closest we came to sacred speech -- the only prayers said.”
“An electrician isn't an opinion former, but a graphic designer is. My argument is that all graphic designers hold high levels of responsibility in society. We take invisible ideas and make them tangible. That's our job.”
“I think that different actors go about their preparation differently, but when it comes to acting, I use my imagination.”

Source : Source: screenrant.com
“She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad. And thatâ€™s importantâ€”you know”
“It was one of those strange moments that came to him rarely, but never left. A moment that stamped itself on heart and brain, instantly recallable in every detail, for all of his life. There was no telling what made these moments different from any other, though he knew them when they came. He had seen sights more gruesome and more beautiful by far, and been left with no more than a fleeting muddle of their memory. But these-- the still moments, as he called them to himself-- they came with no warning, to print a random image of the most common things inside his brain, indelible.”
“I saw a news report recently that measured average video game use by American men between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-five: twenty hours per week. Do you mean the flower of America's masculinity can't think of anything more important to do with twenty hours a week than sit in front of a video screen? Folks, this ain't normal. Can't we unplug already?”
“Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.”

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