"I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Aasif Mandvi

#Holiday Quotes #Pork Quotes #Way Quotes

“I'm not making art, I'm making sushi”
“Mr. President, the dedication of 35 percent of all construction contracts to women is really mind blowing to say the least. President Jonathan's benevolence to women is unbelievably phenomenal.”
“I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material.”
“I like characters with flaws, who have shadow.”
“Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days - whatever there may be for the dust - the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which, after a lingering disease of many months sank into a lethargy, and expired, January 22d, 1821, A.D. leaving a successor inconsolable for the very loss which occasioned its existence.”
“I've been working in boutique hotels my whole life.”
“There are too many governing bodies. They're all corrupt. I think they have replaced the old Mobsters with the kind of 'corporate rule' of boxing.”
“Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.”

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