"Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend."

--

Rita Rudner

#Girlfriend Quotes #Mean Quotes #Commitment Quotes

“The speed of light does not merely transform the world. It becomes the world. Globalization is the speed of light.”
“I mean, there's definitely a difference between film and live performances or live television. But at the same time, it's just performing. No matter what, it's performing.”
“Our speech has its weaknesses and its defects, like all the rest. Most of the occasions for the troubles of the world are grammatical.”
“The birth of Christ is the central event in the history of the earth-- the very thing the whole story has been about.”
“Action and flexibility create opportunity”
“Nirvana was like that- Nirvana was like the only band to come out of that- it was like the same thing, Seattle was like this whole scene and it was like this big scene that was thrust upon America.”
“Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.”
“It feels like an amazing opportunity to positively impact the world. That's what I hope to do.”

Source : "Tyler Oakley’s First Ever Australian Interview – Exclusive". Interview with Monique Pueblos, herbrainvomit.com. 2013.

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