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“The Philippines is where Asia wears a smile. Beautiful products can only be made by happy people.”
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“Jari Litmanen should be made compulsory.”
Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
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“We have seen the evil of the manufacture and sale of intoxicating liquors in our midst; let us try prohibition and see what this will do for us”
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“Fashion is not like the movie business, where you can have two great projects in a row and then say, "You know what? I'm going to take off eight months." What am I going to tell people? Wear last year's clothes?”
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“One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.”
Source : Lawrence Welk, Bernice McGeehan (1973). “Wunnerful, Wunnerful: The Autobiography of Lawrence Welk”
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“Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what? Then they come back.”
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“Alas, everything that men say to one another is alike; the ideas they exchange are almost always the same, in their conversation. But inside all those isolated machines, what hidden recesses, what secret compartments! It is an entire world that each one carries within him, an unknown world that is born and dies in silence! What solitudes all these human bodies are!”
Source : Alfred de Musset, David Sices (1994). “Comedies & proverbs”, Johns Hopkins Univ Pr
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“Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.”