"I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved."

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Rita Rudner

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“And then, I suppose, there's also a cinematic reality on top of that. Because it was extremely difficult to keep tabs on, it was quite confusing acting that.”
“There is no perfect virtue-none that bears fruit- unless it is exercised by means of our neighbor.”
“People with humility don't think less of themselves, they just think of themselves less.”
“Ah! it is well for the unfortunate to be resigned, but for the guilty there is no peace.”
“The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind, even the lightest breeze.”
“I have to be involved. Whether it's me writing by myself or with other people, I definitely want to have my hand in the creative process. That's part of why I got into music in the first place.”
“A well-spent day brings happy sleep.”
“The music is in the lead here, and a large part of this, I have no idea what I'm doing. I feel a closer bond with the craft of songwriting, stronger than I ever have.”

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