"It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day."

-- Lady Victoria Hervey

#Funny Quotes #Winter Quotes #Dumb Quotes

“Over the years, CÃ©line Labaune has been constantly seeking to source the highest quality truffles; her diligence and expertise truly set her apart.”
“I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.”
“The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention.”
“Stress is when you're 29 years old, playing for Rochdale, with an expiring contract and a mortgage to pay.”
“Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.”
“Happy the boy whose mother is tired of talking nonsense to him before he is old enough to know the sense of it.”
“The best bands kept making records and had this evolution, where by the end, by their commercial phase or sellout phase, the records are from outer space.”
“When I hear something that comes from me that makes me fall down off my chair, it's not often.”

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