"I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic."

-- James Fallows

#Sarcastic Quotes #Needs Quotes #Faces Quotes

“Basketball is my favorite sport, and I'm also a very passionate football fan.”
“I dont go looking for stories with the idea of wrongness in my head, no. But the fact is, a lot of great stories hinge on people being wrong.”
“All of us, you, your children, your neighbors and their children are everyday geniuses, even though the fact is unnoticed and unremembered by everyone. That's probably because school hasn't encouraged us to notice what's hidden inside us waiting for the right environment to express itself.”
“It was violent, it was brutal, and it got down right uglyyy!”
“Always been purple. Like I remember being in the first grade, looking up at the color charts, and saying, 'Man, purple is the best color, man, it's the best color, it just is the best color.' I have a lot of purple shirts and stuff, I'm always wearing purple.”
“The Sun, each second, transforms four million tons of itself into light, giving itself over to become energy that we, with every meal, partake of. For four million years, humans have been feasting on the Sunâ€™s energy stored in the form of wheat or reindeer. Brian Swimme”
“I've always wanted to serve my country in some capacity. But many years ago, my father said he wanted me to run the brewery and he'd do politics.”
“We must fight against negativeness - especially bureaucracy, corruption and wastefulness.”

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