"Nobody follows me where I go, Over the mountains or valleys below; Nobody sees where the wild winds blow, Only the Father in Heaven can know."

“I live in my head all day long and the world is a little dreamy.”

“Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including New Zealanders, in several different parts of the world.”

“How many of you would put in front of your house a sign that says gun-free zone?”

“From Graham Greene, I learnt how to be an accessible writer who grapples with our doubts as sentient individuals.”

“As a practical matter, I like the dramatic monologue for its compelling intimacy. To be inside one's character, to register his or her every vagrant thought, emotion, and response - the first-person viewpoint grants this privilege and immediacy.”

“The higher one climbs on the spiritual ladder, the more they will grant others their own freedom, and give less interference to another's state of consciousness.”

“To always be loved one must ever be agreeable.”

“The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn’t be doing the Chicken Dance instead.”

Source : Linda Wisdom (2008). “50 Ways to Hex Your Lover”, p.118, Sourcebooks, Inc.