"The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn’t be doing the Chicken Dance instead."

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Source : Linda Wisdom (2008). “50 Ways to Hex Your Lover”, p.118, Sourcebooks, Inc.

Linda Wisdom

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