"A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains."

-- Josh Billings

#Men Quotes #Intellectual Quotes #Brain Quotes

“I enjoy just being around my family and my loved ones. It's just the simple things.”
“The multitude which is not brought to act as a unity, is confusion. That unity which has not its origin in the multitude is tyranny.”
“I think I probably think about myself as an actor, which is the way most people do. I think I'm good, I don't think I'm great. I think I would hire somebody else to play me in the movie about me.”
“It is not always worth the discomforts of major surgery to get minor recovery.”

Source : A Sense of Asher p. 86. Pitman Medical, UK (1972)
“I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.”

Source : Lauren Child, Bridget Hurst, Carol Noble (2006). “My School Play Sticker Book”, Penguin Books, Limited (UK)
“She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better...”
“The Angels of (Mercy) do not enter a house in which there are pictures (of animals).”
“Those who promise us paradise on earth never produced anything but a hell.”

Source : "In Passing: Condolences and Complaints on Death, Dying, and Related Disappointments". Book by Jon Winokur, p. 144, 2005.

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