"My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, 'You did it! You showed up! Letâ€™s lie down.' We all lie down and sheâ€™s like, 'How is everybody feeling?' Weâ€™re like, 'Great!' And the teacherâ€™s like, 'Great!' Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early."

-- Amy Poehler

#Teacher Quotes #Lying Quotes #Exercise Quotes

“It's always judged on funny first, then the facts, and the realism, and the points that you're trying to make.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.”
“Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained; and the restrainer or reason usurps its place & governs the unwilling. And being restrain'd it by degrees becomes passive till it is only the shadow of desire.”
“Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.”
“Ever since the Crusades, when Christians from western Europe were fighting holy wars against Muslims in the near east, western people have often perceived Islam as a violent and intolerant faith - even though when this prejudice took root Islam had a better record of tolerance than Christianity.”
“Moscow, breathing fire like a human volcano with its smouldering lava of passion, ambition and politics, its hurly-burly of meetings and entertainment.... Moscow seethes and bubbles and gasps for air. It's always thirsting for something new...”

Source : "Twenty Letters to a Friend: A Memoir".
“Listen to everything, forget much, correct little.”
“The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.”

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