"Some people have family crests, lions, tigers, unicorns, elephants - a whole menagerie - and if my family had a crest, you know what would be on it? A blintze. I mean it. All the good things in my life are measured in blintzes because by us it's not a party if there isn't a blintze ..."

-- Gertrude Berg

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“Be impatient. All things don't come to those who wait. Push on with what you believe because life is very short.”
“Politics is so much about serendipity that we've got to have a bigger pool of women, so that when people drop out of the process, you've got others to turn to.”
“Football is my love. Football is what I'm going to do. I'm a football player first.”
“Regardless of what you want to call it, guys need some type of spirituality they can grab onto. If it's Christianity, which is a very structured approach, or if it's something that's a little more open-ended... like, Zen's something you can make yourself a part of. You can interpret it for yourself, like Taoism and stuff like that.”
“One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.”
“Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.”
“I would like to learn, or remember, how to live.”
“It is not strange that some of our revoltes preach trial marriage: for the only safe way to marry them at all would be on trial. Until you had definitely experienced all the human situations with them, you would have no means of knowing how, in any given situation, they would behave. They might conform about evening-dress, and throw plates between courses; they might be charming to your friends, and ask the waiter to sit down and finish dinner with you. Or they might in all things, little and big, be irreproachable. The point is that you would never know.”

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