"Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may."

-- Jon Stewart

#Graduation Quotes #Fall Quotes #Age Quotes

“When I was a kid, I used to play marbles. I know some of you think I've lost mine.”
“The unwritten rules of behaviour are infinite in number, finely shaded, and subtle to the last fraction of a degree. They are not to be broken. If broken, the rules of forgiveness leading to re-establishment are equally of air and iron. I learn these rules with rather less ease than my contemporaries because, in the back streets of my being, a duel is developing and increasing in fervour between my instinct which knows why something is so, and my hen-pecking intelligence which wishes to analyse why something is so.”

Source : Hal Porter, Mary Lord (1980). “Hal Porter”, Univ of Queensland Pr
“When you put a lot of hard work into one goal and you achieve it, that's a really good feeling.”
“A wheat belly represents the accumulation of fat that results from years of consuming foods that trigger insulin, the hormone of fat storage.”

Source : William Davis (2014). “Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight, and Find Your Path Back to Health”, p.4, Rodale
“We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.”
“It's correct that I'm a bad loser. Why should I lie? If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1. I think it's more honest to act how you really feel than pretending to be the smiling boy who actually isn't in the mood to smile.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“We are all drawn to problems and solving problems. Joy doesn't demand our time. So we have to mark that time on our schedules. That's the only way you are going to get it. Five minutes, three times a day in your schedule. That's doable.”
“You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.”

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