"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."

-- Rainn Wilson

#Terrible Quotes #Sitcom Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“I tried to go to community college for a while, and it's a funny story. I walked into the English class on the first day, and they told us to write about what we did over the summer. I can't remember exactly, but I think I walked out exactly at that point and went to the office to ask for my money back.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“A lot of festivals can be a jumble of electronic music and rock and roll, and everything's all mixed up - some things are more performance art or light shows or dance parties, and then you'll have a singer-songwriter stuck in the middle to make the changeovers easier.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“A team sport is not very good for me, because I can't take losing.”
“I love doing voiceover work. I started doing voiceover work when I had just dropped out of school, and the first few professional jobs I got were plays, but then I started making money doing voice-overs.”

Source : Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. April 7, 2010.
“We can become the masters of our own destinies by practicing self-discipline and by setting worthy goals that will lead to higher ground so that we can become what our heavenly father wants us to become.”
“I'm not very good at multi-tasking. Most people aren't, but they think they are. The mind is really better when you're really focused on one thing.”
“Papa sat down at the table and poured his tea from the china tea set with pink flowers on the edges. I waited for him to ask Jaja and me to take a sip, as he always did. A love sip, he called it, because you shared the little things you loved with the people you love.”
“Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy to capture that in words, but when T.M. Shine manages to do so, it's a sign of a master at work.”

You may also like:

Angela Kinsey
Actress
B. J. Novak
Actor
Brian Baumgartner
Film actor
Creed Bratton
Actor
Dennis Haysbert
Film actor
Ed Helms
Actor
Jenna Fischer
Actress
John Krasinski
Actor
Steve Carell
Actor