"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."

-- Douglas Coupland

#Funny Christmas Quotes #Scary Quotes #Too Much Quotes

“If, every day, I dare to remember that I am here on loan, that this house, this hillside, these minutes are all leased to me, not given, I will never despair.”
“There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known.”

Source : " Torricelli sees vindication in ethics case" by Dana Bash, www.cnn.com. July 26, 2002.
“I find it is increasingly difficult to spend the time I need with my family and at the same time do the job that needs to be done.”
“It is time to recognize conventional MBA programs for what they are - or else to close them down. They are specialized training in the functions of business, not general educating in the practice of management.”
“I was always painting when I was a kid. But then when I handled a camera when I was 17, that was it for me. I loved photography. I would work 4 or 5 hours a day. It was like a calling.”
“A good coach must celebrate in private. He cannot gloat to the press after a victory or criticize heavily after defeat... His game is of such motivation and strategy that only a few people understand his craft.”
“My parents were entrepreneurs. They ran a small ad agency in upstate New York.”
“[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.”

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