"... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works."

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“[Naaman] dipped himself," it says, "seven times in Jordan." It was not for nothing that Naaman of old, when suffering from leprosy, was purified upon his being baptized, but as an indication to us. For as we are lepers in sin, we are made clean by means of the sacred water and the invocation of the Lord from our old transgressions, being spiritually regenerated as new-born babes, even as the Lord has declared: "Except a man be born again through water and the Spirit, he shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.”
“By looking into more details of American history, we can make more sense of what's happening today.”
“God's end is to enable me to see that he can walk on the chaos of my life just now.”
“God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time.”
“Sweet April's tears, Dead on the hem of May.”
“There must be people who remember World War II and the Holocaust who can help us get out of this rut.”
“Of mankind we may say in general they are fickle, hypocritical, and greedy of gain.”
“It is only in the country that we can get to know a person or a book.”

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