"Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years."

-- Russell Baker

#Laughter Quotes #Years Quotes #Records Quotes

“Be brave, fight for what you believe in and make your dreams your reality”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 28, 2014
“What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence.”
“Friends don't need the intervention of a third party. Friendship's a voluntary thing.”
“I know what I want at least, and the older I get I think I'm better at getting it out of players and singers.”
“I wish I had a lot of tattoos.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Reverb does that thing where you make one sound and it grows to 20 times its original size and fills everything up.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“The biggest enemies of willpower: temptation, self-criticism, and stress. (...) these three skills â€”self-awareness, self-care, and remembering what matter mostâ€” are the foundation for self-control.”
“I get the feeling people respect me and that there is affection for me. That makes me happy,”

Source : "Andrés Iniesta: Football isn't a science. We play this way because it suits us" by Sid Lowe, www.theguardian.com. November 9, 2012.

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