"The world is a grindstone and life is your nose"

-- Fred Allen

#Life Sucks Quotes #Noses Quotes #World Quotes

“I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything â€” social, energy, don't know what to do next, don't know how to start my day, don't know how to get through this afternoon, don't know how to stay alert. We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”
“Liberty cannot be guaranteed by law. Nor by any thing else except the resolution of free citizens to defend their liberties.”
“The ego relies on the familiar. It is reluctant to experience the unknown, which is they very essence of life.”
“I gave in to life. I was not defeated but outplayed.”
“I live quietly at home among my family and friends.”
“'Tis Liberty that crowns Britannia's isle, and makes her barren rocks and her bleak mountains smile... 'Tis Britain's care to watch o'er Europe's fate, and hold in balance each contending state, To threaten bold presumptuous kings with war, and answer her afflicted neighbours' prayer... Soon as her fleets appear their terrors cease.”
“For me the end of a book is just as exciting as it is for a reader.”
“A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk.”

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