"I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious."

-- Charles Shackleford

#Funny Quotes #Sports Quotes #Ridiculous Quotes

“When it appears that there is no choice, some form of illusion is operating.”
“Creditors have better memories than debtors.”
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
“Go first to your highest thought about yourself. Imagine the you that you would be if you lived that thought every day. Imagine what you would think, do, and say, and how you would respond to what others would do and say... Do you see any difference between that projection and what you think, do, and say now?”
“You go back to the gym and you just do it again and again until you get it right.”
“I wanted my dad to be proud of me, and I fell into acting because there wasn't anything else I could do, and in it I found a discipline that I wanted to keep coming back to, that I love and I learn about every day.”
“I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.”
“Sometimes I spend all day trying to count the leaves on a single tree... Of course I have to give up, but by then I'm half crazy with the wonder of it--the abundance of the leaves, the quietness of the branches, the hopelessness of my effort. And I am in that delicious and important place, roaring with laughter, full of earth-praise.”

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