"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Lazy Quotes #Literature Quotes #Housework Quotes

“You hear headlines from time to time about the Amazon rainforest disappearing at a greater or lesser rate.... The real story is that over time the rate has stayed just the same. Year after year, decade after decade, we have failed to stop or really even decrease deforestation...”
“I must ask the Lord to direct the Holy Spirit within me to drain the life out of sin and in prayer.”
“We didn't have television until I was about eight years old, so it was either the movies or radio. A lot of radio drama. That was our television, you know. We had to use our imagination. So it was really those two things, and the comics, that I immersed myself in as a child.”

Source : Interview with Kay Bonetti, www.english.illinois.edu.
“I was the darkest skinned person in my family. I remember how I used to feel - like I wasn't pretty enough, or I wasn't good enough.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“It doesn't matter what you're saying if you come from an honest place.”
“It stands to reason: Higher wages means higher loyalty and morale, which means higher productivity, which means a more profitable business.”

Source : "America Deserves a Raise" by Thomas E. Perez, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 30, 2014.
“Offense sells tickets, defense wins games, rebounding wins championships.”

Source : Pat Head Summitt (1998). “Reach for the Summit: The Definite Dozen System for Succeeding at Whatever You Do”, Broadway
“Our aim is to appeal to reason. â€¦ Prayer is not one of our remedies; it depends on what one is praying for. We consider prayer nothing more than a fervent wish; consequently the merit and worth of a prayer depend upon what the fervent wish is.”

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