"When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'"

-- Janeane Garofalo

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“Because God is a God of mercy and His mercy endures forever, you can trust that he will have mercy on you (See: 1 Chronicles 17:13). Therefore you can show mercy to your spouse by forgiving whenever he (she) does or says something that hurts or disturbs you.”
“I don't enjoy eating humble pie.”
“Silence fertilizes the deep place where personality grows. A life with a peaceful center can weather all storms.”
“The deeps are cold: In that darkness camaraderie does not hold: Nothing touches but, clutching, devours.”

Source : 1960 'Relic'.
“When you reach the heart of life you shall find beauty in all things, even in the eyes that are blind to beauty.”
“There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.”

Source : The Harsh Voice "There Is No Conversation" (1935)
“I'm somewhat of a perfectionist, I think, and I strive for perfection.”

Source : "Sam Claflin, Finnick Odair: An Interview With The ‘Catching Fire’ Heartthrob". Interview with Dana Matthews, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 6, 2013.
“Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7% of scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was that the scientists are "super smart". Unbelievable. Most of these absent-minded professors cannot find the toilet.”

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