"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

-- Dick Van Dyke

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“I now see what the really important things in life are and they don't relate to what I do for a living.”

Source : "Poker Legend Doyle Brunson Tells His Story". Interview with Nolan Dalla, www.pokerschoolonline.com.
“I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I've been down a long road, but I promise you, it gets better.”
“I want to do everything right now! This very minute. I am impatient, but yes I have goals. To be a real well-respected actress whom people know they can rely on to do a good job... whether they like me as a person or not!”
“A heavily armed citizenry is not about overthrowing the government; it is about preventing the government from overthrowing liberty.”
“Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum.”
“My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I was in the fantasy. I was selling myself on the fantasy as I was doing it. It never occurred to me. I did take notes, but just because I am a writer. I've been a writer since I was five. You don't have any sort of outlandish, shocking, extraordinary, horrifying experience without writing it down, because I know and knew that you forget things. No matter how outrageous and amazing and extraordinary and seemingly unforgettable an experience is, it's kind of like a dream. It will erode inevitably, for me.”

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