"Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow."

-- Walter E. Williams

#Dog Quotes #Cat Quotes #Government Quotes

“Most movies are made today for teenage boys. Once in a while a good one comes along.”
“Write in the kitchen, lock yourself up in the bathroom. Write on the bus or the welfare line, on the job or during meals.”
“I thought of myself as kind of an anarchist all my whole adult life, from the days when I was 15 or 16.”
“[Ognev] recalled endless, heated, purely Russian arguments, when the wranglers, spraying spittle and banging their fists on the table, fail to understand yet interrupt one another, themselves not even noticing it, contradict themselves with every phrase, change the subject, then, having argued for two or three hours, begin to laugh.”
“Be Strong. You Never Know Who You Are Inspiring. My current role model is Beyonce. She is such a strong woman. She can do everything. She has kept herself together and has balanced her life perfectly. She is a great singer, great dancer and a great looker and is now a good mother and wife.”
“I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.”
“Anyone who doesn't win their conference has no business playing in the national championship game.”
“The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy."”

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