"Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed."

-- Jon Stewart

#Dream Quotes #Bed Quotes #Pockets Quotes

“My definition of courage is never letting anyone define you.”

Source : Twitter post from Nov 4, 2011
“It is today an accepted principle of golfing architecture that the tiger should be teased and trapped and tested, while the rabbit should be left to peace, since he can make his own hell for himself.”
“Everybody was in struggle, in the grind trying to make it.”
“Why, I make more money than-than-than Calvin Coolidge, put together!”

Source : "Fictional character: Lina Lamont". "Singin' in the Rain", www.imdb.com. 1952.
“Many years ago, I was in a Broadway show and I had to wear a fox fur around my shoulders. One day my hand touched one of the fox's legs. It seemed to be in two pieces. Then it dawned on me.... her leg had probally been snapped in two by the steel trap that had caught it.”
“It slightly worries me that when people find a problem, they rush to judgment of what to do.”
“I'm proud that I was one of the first ones out, singing loud and proud.”
“The walls of pride are high and wide, can't see over to the other side.”

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