"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."

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Source : "Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life And The Pros". Book by Bob Fenster, 2005.

Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny Quotes #Two Quotes #Kgb Quotes

“Tis not seasonable to call a man traitor, that has an army at his heels.”
“Here is what I'm trying to tell you:Â AdultÂ isn't a noun, it's a verb. It's the act of making correctly those small decisions that fill our day. It is one that you can practice, and that can be done in concrete steps. And if you slip up and have Diet Coke for breakfast, no one busts in and snatches away your Adult card. Just move forward and have milk tomorrow.”
“If the prince of a State love benevolence, he will have no opponent in all the empire.”
“If Russia shuts off central Asia and the Caspian Sea from Europe, the European allies of the United States will be totally dependent on Russian gas and energy.”
“I don't know, but I stepped on a scale that gives fortunes and the card read Come back in 15 minutes alone.”
“In wartime we identify ourselves with the nation, and its interests are the interests of our primal selves.”
“A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.”
“I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.”

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